Diego Matalascallando

"... I'd shoot you, but I haven't quite yet learned how to shoot a gun with this feet"


A rather charismatic, but also disinterested and insensitive individual who runs a guns for hire group alongside a talking bear and a dimwitted giant. While he describes himself as a happy-go-lucky swashbuckler, most people would just call him a jerk (including his friends).

Through a rather complicated series of events, his right hand mutated into a foot, but he’s learned to make the best of this situation and to not get to hung up on it.

He’s a self proclaimed “surgeon with a shotgun”, as well as an expert in using a frying pan (for fighting, that is. His cooking skills are terrible).

Diego Matalascallando

Once Upon a Time in Gamma Terra DMKiai